she takes plan B like it's going out of style
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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