Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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