can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
