I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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