people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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