you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
True strength comes from lack of pants
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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