I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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