I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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