the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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