But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
