singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
