yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We are all done wearing pants today
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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