WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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