i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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