check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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