Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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