We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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