as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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