you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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