It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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