I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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