I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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