i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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