Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ugly people sure do ruin things
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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