is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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