I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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