so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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