It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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