One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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