I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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