Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
