I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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