I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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