you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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