Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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