I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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