brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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