Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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