Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
