You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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