idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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