And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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