he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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