Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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