I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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