very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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