We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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