that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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