Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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