It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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