That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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